New Degrees of Separation (from Reality)

“One of the biggest problems we face is that not enough people understand the business blueprint of our (lap dancing) clubs. Actually, our premises are not sexually stimulating. It would be contrary to our business plan if they were.” So reported Simon Warr, chairman of the Lap Dancing Association to the assembled MP’s of the Parliamentary Culture Committee. To say Parliament was being lied to about Weapons of Mass Destruction might be a greater stretch of the imagination than the above remarks.